Neurotrash

Headlines!

GUILTY!
"I knew it was wrong."...and yet I DID IT ANYWAY!!! Good job, Lynndie. Enjoy prison and hope your guards are more humane than you were.

Hey! The war in Iraq is hampering America's ability to respond to other global threats! Um...DUH

Army recruiters are having trouble meeting the demand for new troops! Where are all those Republican voters now???

They won't be getting those new recruits at Colleges!

Over two hundred animals have been sexually abused in Sweden since the 1970s. Um...EEEEEWWWWW.

Congress wants tougher rules for driver's licenses -- How 'bout instead of going after immigrants, they limit the ability of old fuckers to drive???

SUPERBURGER!!! Good god, I want to see one of these...just to say I stood in the presence of Burger Greatness

ANOTHER FINGER!!! Now we can look forward to about a month worth of news stories about this one, too!


She might not know if she wants to get married, but she knows where her towel is...