Headlines!
We start off our look at what's making news with three from our good friend Jenn (You'll notice that, unlike the rest, hers are actually funny):
And Flava Flav thought his 911 service was a joke...
File under "B-o-o H-o-o"...
"It looked like the Titanic"...yeah only with less drowning and death...
Yet another great op-ed piece by James Wolcott (this time on Time's cover story on uberbitch and racist Ann Coulter)
They're redoing the Food Pyramid AGAIN...which food industry will they cave in to this time (I'm hoping they add a beer group to the mix!)
DUH.
The Mesa, Arizona Police Department wants a monkey on their SWAT team. No, really. They do!
Can someone say...REHAB??? Just maybe?
Why can't I get airfares like this???
Monday Night Football won't be on ABC for the first time in 35 years. Somewhere, Howard Cosell is still dead.
Supreme Court to hear case of religious group who use DMT in rituals. Isn't religion drug enough for them?
Coming next: David Khoresh - The Musical
Dammit. They get all the cool stuff in England...
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
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