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The Thomas Jefferson Center has announced the 2005 Muzzle Awards to the enemies of free speech and the winners include (big surprise): the FCC, the Dept of Homeland Security and NASCAR (Yes, NASCAR opposes free speech...)

Andrea Dworkin, anti-porn crusader, dies. Somewhere, Al Goldstein is laughing his ass off...

...speaking of which, Goldstein just made his triumphant return to porn!

Hmmm...the stories of violent and disruptive protestors at the Republican convention last year weren't true...Go figure...

Tom DeLay's not a crook. Nooooooooooooo...

Plans are moving forward to convert more theaters to digital, and now Technicolor is taking the lead...

Guns don't kill aquatic invertebrates. Gamma rays do...

Cell phones don't kill people. Scientists do. Or something else does. Eh, whatever.

Putting the Hun back in Hungary

Maybe he should have used a honey bear...

I've got a great idea, let's let the nutjob conservatives have a say in who's the new Pope. Yeah, that's it...

Indiana just likes to be backward and contrary. Yup.

The Bush administration has cowed to big business??? Noooooooooooo! It can't be true!!!

Geese are evil. Don't piss 'em off...

So, let me get this right...they hired a guy that directs COMMERCIALS to remake a Hitchcock classic???

Now, if you have a cat...keep them indoors and for fuck's sake -- GET THEM FIXED... That being said, I think that hunting is barbaric and backward and most of the people who enjoy hunting would be more than happy to have another animal to shoot at.