Neurotrash

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Joachin Phoenix is in rehab. Apparently, he doesn't want to join his brother just yet...

Surprise, surprise. Window is full of security holes. Ditch your PC and buy a Mac...

Being a much maligned breed, it's not often that pit bulls get to play the hero...

They rented a limo for prom so they'd be safe...and hired a drunken limo driver

Stupid People Shouldn't Breed Report: Britney Spears is pregnant. On the plus side, we won't see her bare belly again for a while.

The MPAA and RIAA are going after file sharing on Internet2...Why am I not surprised?

The Wendy's finger lady dropped her lawsuit. Why? Because human flesh TASTES SO DAMN GOOD!!!

Personally, I think it's just to make all of us old farts who took the test ages ago look bad...

Yeah, the Columbus Public School System is THAT bad...

Mac users: OSX Tiger is almost here! Save those pennies!